<!– by The Shovel –> Health Minister Greg Hunt will meet with members of the Essendon Football Club next week, hoping to gain tips on how to successfully inject a large group of people quickly and effectively. “I think we can learn a lot actually,”...
<!– by The Shovel –> Australians will administer their own COVID-19 vaccinations, as part of a new approach to the government’s rollout, starting today. Announcing the changes, Prime Minister Scott Morrison rejected claims that the new system was an...
<!– by The Shovel –> Former Australia Post CEO Christine Holgate was kicking herself today, saying that she should’ve just taken an unsolicited, sexually inappropriate photograph of a stranger rather than awarding four executives a bonus watch. “What...
<!– by The Shovel –> A man who briefly chatted to Prince Philip at a function 57 years ago has been asked to reflect on the life and times of the monarch, as part of the ABC’s special coverage of the royal’s death. The man – who can’t remember...
<!– by The Shovel –> Seven West Media boss Kerry Stokes has stepped in to help former soldier and burner phone enthusiast Ben Roberts-Smith, securing him a role on the network’s premier show Dancing With The Stars. The post Ben Roberts-Smith To...
<!– by The Shovel –> Australia has been patiently waiting in line for fresh doughnuts, it has been revealed. “They’re good doughnuts, they’re those really hot ones with lots of sugar on the outside, and there are some glazed ones available as well....
<!– by The Shovel –> Making slightly off jokes about a person’s appearance and background is exactly what the late Prince Philip would have wanted, aides have confirmed. “He always had that way of making you feel just a little bit awkward,” said a...
<!– by The Shovel –> Prince Philip passed away over a decade ago, a coroner’s report has confirmed. “There are no signs of life,” the report from 2009 says. Sources say the family kept the Prince around Buckingham Palace because they never had time...
<!– by The Shovel –> Prince Philip died because that scheming American actress who tore apart the monarchy killed him, tabloid news outlet The Daily Mail is reporting. According to the Daily Mail’s exclusive sources, the Prince’s life was cut short...
<!– by The Shovel –> Australians under the age of fifty this morning woke to the news that they will be unable to access a vaccine that they were already unable to access. “It’s like having something not given to you and then unexpectedly...
<!– by The Shovel –> As Australia’s COVID-19 vaccination rollout teetered on the brink of collapse, Prime Minister Scott Morrison met with advisers this morning to develop an alternative solution that would involve the use of the nation’s existing...
<!– –> <!– –> <!– by The Shovel –> With so many of our elective representatives now on empathy training leave, we thought it was important for ordinary Australians to know the content of the program. After many...
<!– by The Shovel –> The NSW government has announced it will establish a “mass vaccination hub” in Sydney’s inner west, which it says will handle half of the entire state’s COVID-19 vaccination announcements. Premier Gladys Berejiklian said the...
<!– by The Shovel –> (Full text) This morning it was revealed that, in August last year, The Shovel was awarded a $400 million contract to oversee the rollout of Australia’s COVID-19 vaccination program. While this was intended to remain...
