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Fragments Of Integrity Found In Canberra Wastewater

Fragments Of Integrity Found In Canberra Wastewater

<!– by The Shovel –> Canberra residents are on high alert this evening after authorities detected what appeared to be traces of honesty and decency in wastewater samples. Experts quickly dismissed the news, saying the sample – which would be the...

Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy

Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy

<!– by The Shovel –> The Opposition has come within a whisker of developing a plan for the future, it has been revealed. Sources say the party room was shaken by the close call. “There was a discussion which was heading very quickly towards an...

NSW Pulls Forward 50,000 Doses Of Pepper Spray

NSW Pulls Forward 50,000 Doses Of Pepper Spray

<!– by The Shovel –> NSW has urgently pulled forward extra doses of pepper spray to help deal with a growing outbreak of fuckheadery in central Sydney. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian said she had asked other state Premiers to divert supplies to NSW,...

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